Clip from August 15th Conte & Kenny Show

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Thick Headed, Time Wasting, Twitterer

Staring in iPhone thinking... WTF?

I’m playing with my new iPhone taking pics of myself to pass time by… and fuck… am I getting old. As I look at my too lazy to shave face, and sunken dark eyes, I sometimes wonder where all the days have gone. I wish I can calculate exactly how many hours of my life I have given to cellphones and computers. I’m talking about hours avoiding life… not productive hours on these devices. Even if I mixed productivity with messing around I should still count it. With my lifelong D average Math skills in tow I have guessed about a loss of  24,000 plus hours or 1000 plus days, which is just under 3 years. 3 Fucking Years! Now… chances are my calculations are off but you get the idea. These devices seem to be sucking my attention, my life, and my brain. Continue reading

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